Sunday, August 1, 2010

Do You Have Nice Breasts?

Three Little Pigs

A Latina siamo tutti zii. In una comitiva di tredici persone solo due piccole famiglie si sono formate e i due "cuccioli", Gabriele e Sofia, sono i nipoti acquisiti degli otto single. "Che c'รจ a zia?" "Guarda che t'ha portato zio...". Per i genitori tutta questa comitiva di instancabili vuol dire baby sitting al ristorante, manodopera gratuita al mare, in pratica un po' di riposo. Per i bambini invece tanti zii sono l'equivalente di giochi nuovi, carezzine, giri in aeroplano e tutto quello che la fantasia ispira.
Ovviamente gli zii acquisiti go home depleted of energy and money, but OK with the consciousness of being single. Despite the events of life we \u200b\u200bcould be good parents, loving, attentive ... Until the grandchildren will not grow enough to be obnoxious, until there will change his mind about parenting, we would have time to enjoy the singlitudine calmly while we are committed to finding a soul mate. Of course time moves on and we must find a bride under 35 or groped artificial insemination and the uterus to rent ... that death is not always seize us first. Meanwhile
significantly reduce the cigarettes and wine, we all come together careful nutrition, skin, sleep, rest. We are approaching the 40 and suddenly it occurs to me that 'I am the body should be taken into account. So while we test our children with patience, imagination and parental attitudes, the mothers and fathers of our grandchildren are watching us envious of our emotional freedom. They begin to suspect that you have made the greatest shit in their lives, they look in the mirror and remembering the good old days you see mushy and out-unable to deal with the panic of family life. Look at us and think about how we are still young and relaxed, how lucky we do not know how to make their lives difficult. We do not mean they can dawn, get up in the afternoon, dine on bread and popcorn, we could escape from time to time and lose dentro a un sogno qualunque...Solo che alla fine siamo sempre qui: "Lo dai un bacetto a zia?"

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