Saturday, October 16, 2010

Household Masterbation Items



Sometimes I recall that I spoke of Valeria Antonello. They were days of crisis for them and she found a way to synthesize the crux of the matter. He said, "Antonello is concerned but they do not care." Every time I meet a man like me comes to mind Valeria Antonelli. In all these years of men, concerned but not busy, I have known many. Part foul, which often takes the upper hand in me calls them men without balls, stuffed shirts, the pro quo here, those of the foot in both camps. That, mind you, not have two love stories in progress, no ... have one foot on the coffee table while watching the game and the other ready to leave, before the door of the house. Men are so entrenched in their position of single or bon vivant, or whatever it is that ... you know ... do not make it to choose a woman to devote himself to her, take care of her. This regardless of beauty, sensuality, intelligence and sympathy.
women, those sound of mind I mean, are struggling to find the right man because he is at home watching TV. Just the idea that there is something that the world might be deprived of this position destabilizes the social.


In chat there is often someone asks me "Are you single by choice, or ...". It 's a question that sends me into a rage. What do you mean "or?" How can I choose to be alone? It is only because no one has made your heart beat enough, because we have left, or because, as in my case, most of the men with whom we are fare sono stimabili quanto un dito in un occhio. Ma, un consiglio, non date mai questa risposta a chi vi chiede se siete single per scelta. Non solo non capirebbe, ma comincerebbe a farvi una filippica sul fatto che non tutti gli uomini sono così, dopo di che vi chiederebbe se siete a casa da sole, il vostro numero di telefono e poi se non trovate eccitante fare sesso con uno sconosciuto.

La prova? Ne ho raccolte a centinaia, ma nel libro dei ricordi ci metto anche Riccardo. Che giovedì mi ha invitata a passare il fine settimana da lui , ha forzato le mie resistenze, mi ha convinta e poi sabato mattina è tornato sui suoi passi dicendo "stiamo correndo troppo".

La verità vera è che Riccardo, 38 anni, is so worried that with guests in the house for about 20 hours, must give up getting drunk with friends.
Poor boy.

Are you single by choice? No, I'm sane, I do.

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