Girac around what we want: in life, to make a difference, it's a good sexual activity. With a job that has no values, a good salary, but not enough to enjoy life and the weather of autumn, peeps, the only salvation is to have in your hands a "fucking perfect." He or she must be searched for with perseverance and patience. Every time you go to the supermarket to the grocery store, on every public with whom you travel, for any party or dinner. In any crowd of people could be what you are looking for. How can you tell? It depends what you like: soft hair, piercing eyes, physical or breathtaking action to be a barrel of wine, bacon or eyeglasses, smart or stupid person's face. The important thing is to seize the moment. To check what's in his super truck and then ask if that particular product is worth to be purchased on the bus ask for directions, pretending to be lost, at a party disguised to classmates, to do leg dinners without shame. Leave your phone number without sparingly, as if it were not for your when you open the game there are no rules if you do not bring home the result. And the result in question is the orgasm. We all know what can be boring evenings in the winter, more than eight hours to stay in front of a PC can copy and paste. Life is a shit: it's up to us make it better. And if you look for a new job, more rewarding and exciting, not even enough most of the recommendations, to have an enjoyable sex life have to work over quantity. Try it with everyone, sooner or later someone comes out decent. Then, when you're tired of all this bustle, enjoy a relaxing weekend. Get up late Saturday morning, load the washing machine, dining out with a nectarine, andate al museo, attaccate bottone con un cantante famoso, accompagnatelo a fare un giro nella "natura selvaggia" del parco Lambro, offritegli pure un caffè, poi fatevi riportare dal suo autista in piazza della Scala, applaudite la banda dei turchi, raggiungete gli amici per un Aperidog (dove se ci si presenta con un cane al guinzaglio si ottiene in omaggio un gelato alla soia per l'amico a quattro zampe), sedetevi su una panchina e restateci per circa 60 minuti incantati dalla griglia della metropolitana che butta aria e solleva le gonne alle ragazze, i capelli alle signore cotonate e i parrucchini agli uomini attempati. Manca solo un ottimo aperitivo a Moscova e con la pancia piena potrete fare ritorno a casa con la coscienza a posto. Ai colleghi you ask, "What did you do this weekend?" you can answer enigmatic: "I saw people doing things ...".
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